lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!
while in history class today we were watching a movie and thIS MOTHERFUCKER CAME ONTO THE SCREEN AND I JUST
I GASPED RATHER LOUDLY AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT ALL THE WHILE BANGING MY HANDS ONTO MY DESK.
everyone stared at me for a really long time and my teacher just looked at me for a long second. APPARENTLY NO ONE KNOWS WHO THIS GUY IS I MEAN COME ON.
except my teacher. she came over to me at the end of class and whispered, “so i, uh, like your shoelaces.”
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY