plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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ceesquatch:

this is actually what texas sounds like

(Source: desolateplace)

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kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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vvankinq:

hamamatsu-shi:

while in history class today we were watching a movie and thIS MOTHERFUCKER CAME ONTO THE SCREEN AND I JUST

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I GASPED RATHER LOUDLY AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT ALL THE WHILE BANGING MY HANDS ONTO MY DESK. 

everyone stared at me for a really long time and my teacher just looked at me for a long second. APPARENTLY NO ONE KNOWS WHO THIS GUY IS I MEAN COME ON.

except my teacher. she came over to me at the end of class and whispered, “so i, uh, like your shoelaces.”

gUYS

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thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

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ridge:

shestooyoungforyoubro:

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

I heard nd it’s fucking godly

yeah man i’m only going on there for research purposes 

ridge:

shestooyoungforyoubro:

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

I heard nd it’s fucking godly

yeah man i’m only going on there for research purposes 

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lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

(Source: stoicsilence)

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officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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theconsultingbadwolf:

incises:

ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking 

i think everyone should be like this

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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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