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if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Will reblog every, EVERY time.
what a helpful young person
I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!
I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.
DFLKHGKSLA???!
(Source: eyesonfire610)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
I found this in my sister’s boyfriend’s camera.
I had to.
pants with fake pockets
ZoomI wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
If They Melded [see more here]
