mon-conte:

hellabloggin:

when did potatoes learn how to run

potatoes

(Source: onlylolgifs)

398,883 notes

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

image

image

image

169,718 notes

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

403,035 notes

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

image

94,747 notes

flawless-lukasiak:

She’s smiling like it’s nothing.

flawless-lukasiak:

She’s smiling like it’s nothing.

153 notes

epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

(Source: princessbeagle)

73,544 notes

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

90,240 notes

backwardsorbust:

thesithwhey:

oh okay theres just a baby polar bear on my table

This is world peace

190,823 notes

crab-spider:

misanthropicmartyr:

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

PLEASE SPARE MY CHILDREN!

I CANT STOP LAUGHING OMFG.

crab-spider:

misanthropicmartyr:

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

PLEASE SPARE MY CHILDREN!

I CANT STOP LAUGHING OMFG.

151,595 notes

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

147,213 notes

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

image

136,199 notes

that-damn-owl:

sylvehun:

holy shit

m’lady -fedora sparkles in the sunlight as it’s tipped-

29,616 notes